armstrong out of the water. >> next week on "katie," parking lot security guard guillermo in his first televised interview since the scandal. >> you thought you had a friendship with a real chihuahua. >> that is correct, ms. katie couric. >> but was it a real chihuahua? >> no, it was a mix. of a chihuahua and a poodle. >> so it was a chi-poodle. >> it was. it was a chi-poodle. >> and later, the question everyone wants answered. >> demeanor, are you gay? >> no. no. no. >> exclusive on "katie." >> jimmy: in florida -- and i know i shouldn't be surprised by anything that happens in florida anymore, but by this i am. a 10-year-old girl, her name is emma, submitted a school science project that involved three drug-sniffing dogs and an ounce of real cocaine. this sounds less like a science project and more like a raid on charlie sheen's bungalow on south beach. but it was a real project. her dad is a police detective, so he helped her get cocaine, i guess. the point of the project was to find out which of the three breeds of police dogs was best at sniffing the cocaine out. i bet it was the